30 Years of Words & Phrases I Hate

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Moistie 💦

Moistie 💦 Tee

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Word Of The Day Tee

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Cru-Di-Tés [kroo-dee-tay] See also: people.

Crudités Tee

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Charcuterie Board Survivor Tee

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Why People Love
The Grumpy Old Man

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Brutally Honest

He says what everyone is thinking.

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Hilariously Relatable

Words we all secretly hate.

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30+ years of built-up frustration.

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I thought I was the only one who hated "moist" 💀

- @karenwithak_
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This guy speaks for all of us.

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I need this on a shirt ASAP.

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